1. Look at the ceiling cracks. Determine the number of years your house is gonna collapse.
   
2. Look at the laundry basket. Try recalling what you wore 3 days ago. After you're done shitting, sift through the dirty laundry. Award yourself with an hour of television or whatever amazes you.
   
3. Look at the bathroom floor. Estimate the number of tiles. Then count them to see how close you got.
   
4. Look at the shampoo bottles and ponder about the name behind the brand. (eg, sunsilk. since when is the sun silky?)
   
5. Marvel at the invention of the toilet bowl, which allows you to rest your rear while you poop.
   
6. Try to see the sky. Or the moon,stars,etc.
   
7. Tell yourself that you are idiot if you really did number 6.
   
8. Try to sneeze and poop at the same time.
   
9. Look at the walls. See whether they are scrubbed clean. If not, go clean them yourselves!
   
10. Tell yourself that is it good to shit and you will visit the toilet more often. Savour your time in the toilet. Add more to this list if you like.
    

Enjoy! Let me know if you ever tried any of the above. I dreamt of it one school night. You must be wondering what i have been studying. It doesnt link to studies lah, I have no idea why this popped into my head either. But im typing this up to share, who knows, one of you might really pick one to try. :)

1. Look at the ceiling cracks. Determine the number of years your house is gonna collapse.
   
2. Look at the laundry basket. Try recalling what you wore 3 days ago. After you're done shitting, sift through the dirty laundry. Award yourself with an hour of television or whatever amazes you.
   
3. Look at the bathroom floor. Estimate the number of tiles. Then count them to see how close you got.
   
4. Look at the shampoo bottles and ponder about the name behind the brand. (eg, sunsilk. since when is the sun silky?)
   
5. Marvel at the invention of the toilet bowl, which allows you to rest your rear while you poop.
   
6. Try to see the sky. Or the moon,stars,etc.
   
7. Tell yourself that you are idiot if you really did number 6.
   
8. Try to sneeze and poop at the same time.
   
9. Look at the walls. See whether they are scrubbed clean. If not, go clean them yourselves!
   
10. Tell yourself that is it good to shit and you will visit the toilet more often. Savour your time in the toilet. Add more to this list if you like.
    

Enjoy! Let me know if you ever tried any of the above. I dreamt of it one school night. You must be wondering what i have been studying. It doesnt link to studies lah, I have no idea why this popped into my head either. But im typing this up to share, who knows, one of you might really pick one to try. :)